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We,
the Dangerous Creatures, would like
to offer our sincere apologies to a number of people who expressed
regret about some of our actions in Gran Canaria. We apologise for
the way that we drank more than you, pulled more than you, and had
a far better time than you did. We now realise that our actions
will have left you with deep feelings of inadequacy that may take
you some time to recover from. In our defence, it was not our intention
to make you feel that way, we just can't help being this good. However,
if you are strong you will get through these difficult times, but
you will need to take a good long look at yourself and realise that
you will never reach our levels of excellence. Please take heart
in the following words:
Copyright
© 1999 [Dangerous Creatures]. All rights reserved.
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