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THE HALL OF 
The
Dangerous Creatures would
like to thank all the wonderful people who have found
the time in their hectic and full lives, to visit
our site when faced with the wonderful cornucopia
of competing delights online. There is no greater
honour for us than the joy of their hallowed presence
on our humble little site. Though we have publically
apologised for our behaviour, and in so doing admonished
our undeniable entitlement to freedom of expression,
(please click for apology)
all missives that we've received that call into question
our right to enjoy ourselves are to be found below
in full.
So here, in their entirety, are the cruel remarks
to which we have been subjected, without editing for
spelling, punctuation, grammer or imagination (although
all four are sorely lacking). Let us hope that these
people can find solace in their own words, and in
our hearts we must find forgiveness. Grief may be
expressed as anger or guilt; for too long these people
have felt guilt over their inadequacy, now they're
showing anger, we can only pray that eventually they
shall one day reach acceptance.
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Dangerous
Creatures
HALL OF
Type
of Comment: Envy
Subject:
Good Looks
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Comments: |
alright
u fucking dick heads were back.ESSEX BOYS.If u continue
deleting our messages we will visit your web site every
day to make sure our message is still on there to show
people what a bunch of cunts u really are. p.s there
has been a contract placed on your heads.DEAD OR ALIVE.Night
little girls and rest in peace.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha |
Type
of Comment: Admiration
Subject:
Good Looks
Other
Subject: u r all arrogant twats!
Name:emma
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Comments: |
hello,
i was unfortunately on holiday in gran canaria the
same week as u were{wk beg15thjuly}in the los gondolas
apartments. me and my mates couldn't believe how up
yourselves u r all-cos u r really not all that!u big
yourselves up so much and go around thinking ure gods
gift 2 woman.The 1st nite we saw u[ escapades bar
crawl] we thought u lot were alright-just a group
of lads goin away on holiday and havin a good time,but
we soon realised it was more than that-u took things
a bit 2 seriously and were way o.t.t. we all like
goin away and havin fun but with u the words -get
a life spring 2 mind! i dont expect u will have time
2 reply-u must have hundreds of adoring fans 2 write
back 2????? |
Type
of Comment: Admiration
Subject:
Good
Looks
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Comments: |
oi
tossers i see what u pulled in gc and i would not be
boasting about that u r complete muppets with youre
heads up your own arses and we heard that your performances
were well below par us essex boys had 1, a better time
2, more pulls 3, did not look like a bunch of muppets.
we out done u in every department.never mind CHIN UP
!!! BRENTWOOD BOYS APT 604 |
Type
of Comment: Admiration
Subject:
Other
Other
Subject: Bent Pricks
Name:james
overton
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Comments: |
You
are the biggest load of grammar boy twats I ever had
the misfortune to meet.
Firstly
- Rugby is shit, and played by a load of fat rich
boy poofs, like yourselves.
Nursey
- your crooked and mashed upper lip makes you look
about as appealing as duxies battered ring piece.
And you got off with loads of birds - majority were
fucking animals mate - how fuckin hard is that you
nonce.
As for Soax, you are the biggest bender I have ever
met, especially when you were eyeing me up in the
pool. You faggot sausage eating cunt.
Vanda you were safe, but you look like a bit of a
helmet when you pull off your dance moves.
p.s - you are full of shit. as if you banged 8 birds
in your first 4 days. Yoey you goggle eyed prat -
you are a grad A grammar boy plum " Oh Mummy
Mummy please tuck me in " You nipple.
Westy - you tried to convince me that you werent bent
after you commented on my good looks. That makes be
think that you are as bent as a piece of 5 year old
conduit.
Boney you were alright as well, only problem being
you looked like a gay boy.
Question - soax, general and duxie were not the only
benders out of you lot - please inform who else was
so that I can abuse them.
General - you were alright but actually no you were
a proper George Michael arse splitting lawyer poofter.
Spooney you were alright but fat and I seriously wondered
whether you were a bum poker as you looked as bent
as fuck.
Duxie - right you looked bent, you are bent and as
for your fat arse it looks like soax has been ramming
it for yars.
You are not a pro rugby player, but you are a pro
arse pumper. You faggot, fat ugly short tosser.
Wiiiiilllllll - you are a ponce - there is no other
words to describe your ugly face.
By the way - You know I was much better looking than
all you fannys, and dont appreciate benders like that
muppet soax hecking out my profile .
PS The boys from room 102 Las Gondolas - smacked it
and acted up much harder than you, you conceited bunch
of woofter rugby playing fudge packing, marmite mining
fuckwits.
Feel free to reply with anything you can think of,
even though that is the best piece of e - mailing
abuse I have ever encountered.
Peace out you gaylords. |
Subject:
Other
Other
Subject: WANKSTAINS
Name:
JAY ZEE
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Comments: |
VANDA
VANDA VANDA VANDA VANDA VANDA VANDA VANDA VANDA VANDA
YOU OLD CUNT ! ! IT BE DA SOUTH LONDON RUDEBOYZ, LOS
GONDOLAS 102 ROCKIN DA PLACE ! YOU KNOW WE ROCK IT
RIGHT, BLOWIN UP LIKE DYNAMITE ! ! !TAKIN CONTROL
OF YAL SYSTEM MAKIN ALL YOU BATTY'S LISTEN ! ! ! SOAXIE
YOU KNOW YOU TAKE IT IN EVERY HOLE BUT NURSEY JUST
WANTS TO HAVE FUN IF YOU GET MY MEANING, WESTY JUST
BEND OVER LET WILLLLLLLLLLY TAKE CONTROL ! ATTENTION
DUXIE THE GENERAL HAS ORDERED YOU TO STRIP NAKED AND
LIE FACE DOWN WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD WHILST HE DOES
A 100 PRESS UP'S OR PRESS IN'S ON TOP OF YOUR ASS
! I KNOW THERE WON'T BE ANY ARGUMENTS ! YOEY DO THE
HONOURS PLAYYAA SPOONEY IS ON HIS KNEES BEGGIN YOUR
ASS TO GIVE HIM YOUR SPECIAL TREAT, NOW BRING OUT
THE GIMP AND SHOW DA MANZ WHO BOSS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! ! LATER DANGEROUS BUMHOLE STABBERS IBIZA ROUND
2, END OCTOBER '00 |
Type
of Comment: Envy
Subject:
Style
Other
Subject: QUEERS
Name:
GAY HATER
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Comments: |
YOU
RINGSTINING BATTYMEN. A COUPLE OF YOU WERE QUITE FUNNY
BUT I GOT VERY WORRIED WHEN I CAUGHT NURSEY FUCKING
SOAX UP THE ARSE IN YOUR ROOM YOU DIRTY QUEERS FUCKS!!!
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Type
of Comment: Envy
Subject:
Other
Other
Subject: opinions
Name:
guess who-(again)?
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Comments: |
Hello
again lads, I see you changed our first message, did
we hit a nerve? seems like you offended a few people.
The comments book was not full of praise, here is
a taste of what someone thought of you:
"Thanks Chris for an excellent holiday, the only
thing I regret about it, is meeting the mummy's boys,
(Not so) Dangerous Creatures. I can say this without
jealousy, not being of the male gender and having
the proof (photos on the booze cruise) of their lack
of manhood- nothing to be worried about lads across
the globe!! I hear the gender benders were snogging
each other in Linekers earlier this week. Not surprising
since they were born with a silver spoon up their
arses and don't appear bothered to have removed them.
(Just for the record, I have GCSE's, A-levels and
a degree, in case anyone doubts my literacy or ability
to judge intelligently- refering to previous DC comments)
love £$%@#=
P.S I think they are cunts, take away their passports!!"
This was only a sample of the good stuff! How did
you manage to make such a good impression? I think
it must of been your arrogance, snobbery, immaturity,
egotistical and patronising attitudes, or could it
have been, your condescending and chauvenistic views
towards women! you need to learn how to treat women
if want them to stay for more than just one night,
thats if you can even do that! |
Type of Comment:
Envy
Other
Subject: You lot are knobs
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Comments: |
You
stupid fucking toff bastards, it isn't fucking arrogance
it's being stuck up your own fucking arses. We are all
really envious of your exploits with each other and
the various spit roasts, very classy lads you fucking
gay bastards |
Type
of Comment: Admiration
Subject:
Style
Name:
guess who?
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Comments: |
i
tried seeing your point of view, but i couldn't get
my head that far up my ass. sorry that there isn't any
return address for this message, but if i wanted to
hear from assholes i'd fart!!!!!!! CHIN UP!!!!!!!!!
sorry lads this isn't arrogance, it's confidence combines
with excellence |
Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject:
Good Looks
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Comments: |
YOU
LOT ARE TOSSERS - GROW UP |
Type
of Comment: Admiration
Subject:
Other
Other
Subject: cunticity
Name:G.
OAT-BLOWER
Tel:
SPEED DIAL 1 ON YOUR MOTHERS PHONE
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Comments: |
WELL,
YOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE A DANGEROUS BUNCH! I EXPECT
YOU ALL BLOW MOUNTAIN GOATS WHILE YOUR MOTHERS CUP THEIR
TESTICLES AND YOUR FATHERS FINGER YOUR RINGS. |
Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject:
Talent
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Comments: |
Where
is it!?! |
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Revised: 15th August, 2000.
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