Dangerous Creatures

Dangerous Creatures Message Archive 1
(Started June 6th, 2000) - (3rd August 2000)

Type of Comment: Praise
Subject: Good Looks
Other Subject: photos
Name: jo

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: Big Heads
Name: Don't be nosy

Comments:

You let have such big heads I am surprised you managed to get in out and out of your apartment each day let alone fit on a bus. Never mind I enjoyed your antics on the booze cruise anyway. Keep the pictures coming. A big HI to Marion and Claire (the Scots) if you are reading this!!

Comments:

Hi how was the holiday? Snog or shag plenty of women?....or men!!!!! (Only joking!) You first graced us with your 'gentle touch' at the foam party in GC this summer. On a scale of one to ten we rate your snogging skills at approximately 5. Slightly mediocre if you don't mind me saying so!! The photo on the website of dangerous creatures definitely does not do you justice - When did you get rid of the blonde bouffant?! Definite improvement anyway. Anyway, hope your bronzed look has not faded. Goodbye - for now! Destiny....

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: Appalling photographs!

Comments:

What does nursey look like!!!!!

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: photos
Name: dave

Comments:

you guys were , are and always will be the best darn looking blokes i have ever layed eyes on - i wanted to snog you all but only made it to #@&*$3, @#&$£ and %$&*@# and fuck it was the best god damn tongueing (spelling?) i've ever had!

Comments:

MG MIA signing in. Looks like you people had a bit of a stormer. I had to thin out due to undercover operations. I like the Nurse's favourable selection of photographs. No one else's stomach features quite as much. Astonishing. Anydoors, see y'all soon, MG

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: photos
Name: dave

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: MIA troop fleeced on the REEF

Comments:

Hi, Have just returned from GC and would like to praise you for your confidence and style. Unfortunately some less gifted individuals have made dedogatory comments with regard to the DCs trip to GC. They are obviously jealous that their selfworth is far less than you value yourselves, and are sufficiently ignorant to interpret your confidence as a slurr on themselves. Thats their problem. Carry on with the DCs spirit! The world needs more people with the confidence to be proud of themselves

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Good Looks
Name: sarah thomas
Email: lellowbanana_f@yahoo.co.uk

Comments:

JUST THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU MY PROPER EMAIL ADDRESS COS I PUT IT IN WRONG LAST TIME WHOOPS WELL THATS ALL YOU CAN SAY FOR THE WELSH!

Comments:

You stupid fucking toff bastards, it isn't fucking arrogance it's being stuck up your own fucking arses. We are all really envious of your exploits with each other and the various spit roasts, very classy lads you fucking gay bastards

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: Westy's Poor appearance
Name: Nick
Email: c/o Lloyds Nurse

Comments:

I don't know what you guys got up to on your tour of duty, but poor old Westy looks like he could do with another holiday! If he is not coughing and looking generally shit in the office, he is sctatching in some really weird places. I just hope none of this is catching!

Type of Comment: Praise
Subject: Web Site
Name: sarah thomas
Email: lellowbannanaf@yahoo.co.uk

Comments:

i tried seeing your point of view, but i couldn't get my head that far up my ass. sorry that there isn't any return address for this message, but if i wanted to hear from assholes i'd fart!!!!!!! CHIN UP!!!!!!!!! sorry lads this isn't arrogance, I'm just very stupid, have no education and I am jealous of your good looks.

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Drinking Ability
Name: Jo
Email: jojoknighty@hotmail.com

Comments:

Well, what can i say?! The web site is great (looking forward to more action photos!); your drinking ability has left me stunned (but remember that i am a lightweight!); your good looks have left me yearning for more (Duxie grrr!); your talent(s) are unsurpassable; and your style is 'da bollox'!!! I had a wicked holiday boys and will never forget your presence - especially Nursey on the booze cruise!!! Respect xxx

Type of Comment: Envy
Subject: Talent
Other Subject:All of the above
Name: Phoik
Email: phoik@aol.com

Comments:

I posted an insulting message about spoony on the message board ages ago and it didn't get through, so I wrote another one. Unfortunately now there are two, which makes me look like a bit of a nipple. Is it possible to delete one of them? Secondly, when are the action photos coming?

Phoik over and out

Comments:

Just like to show admiration for @$?%# excellent pulling skills - those being for pulling 14 year olds i'm sure you will remember - Well done @$?%# hope the memory stays with you!!!!!!!!!!!

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Good Looks
Name: cassie
Email: britgirl2_99@yahoo.com

Comments:

well, i must admit you guys have a lot of front! but good on ya! you were on holiday you charmed us and you snogged us - well i did with will on numerous occasions anyway! you're a great bunch of lads not afraid to act like a bunch of prats most of the time!!! i hope you enjoy many more years of holidays like this year - i know i wouldnt mind bumping into you all again, but seeing nursey naked again i'm sure i could pass on ! take care lads, luv cassiex (one of the birds on the booze cruise)

Comments:

hi wreck heads linekers will no longer be the same without you lot. im so glad we came home when you did.SPECIAL hi to vanda westy duxie who made me laugh so much as for my name only vanda would know as i was snogging Barry White and the Incredible Hulk on the last night. This is my mates computer so reply to me via her.....she was the one who fancied boney after seeing him bouncing on the space hopper on the 70s night take care all please reply........RACHEL

Comments:

this is sarah, the friend of the girl who had the unfortunate pleasure of having her bum hole kissed by Lennox Lewis and some strange reason, decided to change from kissing Barry White's hands to his willy (or at least i think thats what she had a hold of i couldn't quite see). hope you lot had a great last week whilst i was stuck at home in sunny wales xxxx

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Good Looks
Name:Claire
Email:cswain@madasafish.com

Comments:

Thanks for your e-mail back, cant wait until you get the Linekers album, if you are still in touch with Rocky please tell him that claire with the big boobs still loves him!!!! see ya soon all.....claire

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Good Looks
Name:Claire
Email: cswain@madasafish.com

Comments:

you are all mad f*@$ers, especially you nursey hows ya head from falling off that wall head first in Linekers. had a mad time in gran canaria 2000 and you guys made it that bit better!!!!!!!!

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: Westy's Late arrival
Name:Nick
Email: Nicholas.O'Neil@Brockbank.com

Comments:

Ohhhh my God Yoey is sooooooooo fine, I have never seen such a fine specimine a of man before, I really hope that you don't have a girlfriend babe because I'm coming after you! I don't care where you live either cos I'm coming to get ya, You and that big , Tasty body of yours. So be warned, I'm coming! Loads of love Tracy xxx

Type of Comment: Praise
Subject:Web Site
Name:laura
Email: thelwell@mcmail.com

Comments:

who left their hat at the apartments asw i have it love Claire

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: Police Station!
Name:Steve
Email: wats-on@totalise.co.uk

Comments:

So lads they let you out of that Spainish police station then did they!?, mind you it prob didnt help you getting up and leaving it coz you wanted a drink (before they did your statment thing!). Anyway hope it all worked out ok, all the best Steve, Tony, & Savage (the three lads who had their safe nicked from their room)

Type of Comment: Worship
Subject: Good Looks
Contact me: Yes, please

Comments:

I have to say that I don't think I've ever seen this many good looking guys together in my whole life. I especially have strong, undearwear changing, feelings for Duxie. I hope that there will be lots more photos of him for me to excite myself over. Keep up the good work men.

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Style
Other Subject: corrupting pokemon kids!
Name:Jo Becca Sue
Email: jmeeks1@talk21.com

Comments:

I do like your style in manipulating the pokemon girls from Cheshire. This Renee Russo (Jo) woz all Barry White's I hope you boys rocked the Kasbar for the rest of yer GC mission once we'd left! why am i even asking!? I try to chin up in boredom cheshire te he he! Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself OK!

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Style
Name:Dale Castell
Email: fungalashtray@hotmail.com

Comments:

Hey Jo, this is your couisn Dale, thought I'd just say and, I put down style cos your part of my family so your just born with it hey!!! Hope you had a fantastic time on ya jollies, I certainly did! Yer gonna have to come and and watch me band, tell us what ya think, anyways, bye for now, Laterz mate!! Dale

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: cunticity
Name:G. OAT-BLOWER
Tel: SPEED DIAL 1 ON YOUR MOTHERS PHONE

Comments:

WELL, YOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE A DANGEROUS BUNCH! I EXPECT YOU ALL BLOW MOUNTAIN GOATS WHILE YOUR MOTHERS CUP THEIR TESTICLES AND YOUR FATHERS FINGER YOUR RINGS.

Type of Comment: Admiration, Envy, Praise, Worship
Subject: Other
Other Subject: all of the above
Name:Phoik
Email: phoik@aol.com

Comments:

I'd like it to be noted that I have the utmost admiration for Spoony's classic good-looks (his yellow-tongue's a real hit with the ladies), his undeniable drinking ability ("after a sniff of lambrini he'll yak on a beanie"), his undeniable ball skills (shown by his efforts on the field of garden creek, when the grass is on the week) and, last but not least, style. What can we say about the styles of a man who only two years ago pulled his cousin at a wedding. Chus.

Type of Comment: Admiration, Envy, Praise, Worship
Subject: Good Looks
Name:Daws
Email: Stupidjuststupid@hotmail.com

Comments:

Dear All , I hope you are BP ing over in Gc . I went to NZ and then Tenerife for a week before preseason . BoyZ , good luck , i wish i had been able to go with you . You boyz are hardcore , I went for it 7 nights in a row and consequently i am struggling , but maybe qualified for a bracelet 2nd time around . Playa de americas is shithole comparitively , saw 1 person die ( stabbed )3 in the week died as well , bingo boy and sherri got drugged and mugged on the first night . bingo woke up in hospital ! Know your trip will be awesome , have a great one , love MIA Dawso xxxxxxxx

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Other
Other Subject: WESTYS' WILLY!!!!!
Name: u know who!
Email: guess!

Comments:

JUST HOW DO EXPECT TO GET YOU NUTS IN!!! YOU ARE HAVING DANCING LESSONS FROM A SOUTH AFRICAN THAT LEARNT TO DANCE IN THE 'BLUE ORCHID' - WE HAVE EXPIERENCED HIS DANCING ON THE MAGALUF TOUR OF '99 & HE FLOPPED!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Drinking Ability
Name: Club Secretary - OA

Comments:

I'd rather have a full bottle infront of me, than a full frontal labottomy! Usefull Address: St Thomas's Hospital Clap Clinic, London, SE1

Type of Comment: Envy
Subject: Talent
Other Subject:All of the above
Name: Phoik
Email: phoik@aol.com

Comments:

Spoony, I truly envy you and your looks (however fat your arse might be), drinking ability (even though you yak after a half of Babycham), talent (it can't be easy maintaining a tongue that looks like it's encrusted with "Bird's Eye" custard powder) and of course, style (no-one breaks things as effortlessly as thou). Chus. Phoik over and out.

Type of Comment: Praise
Subject: Other
Name: Sarah B
Email: Sexysarahb@hotmail.com

Type of Comment: Admiration, Envy
Subject: Good Looks

Comments:

Arse end of a camel springs to mind lads, but don't worry about it; at least two thirds of the LIDS triumvirate is there to keep the rest of you afloat. Keep motivating that popcorn munching monster of an Australian and please practise at least some badger worship in memory of the old Grooverider. Just hold your breath and think of England. Good Hunting and Draw Blood.

Type of Comment: Praise
Subject: Other
Other Subject: Message from behind enemy lines
Name: Fled
Email: fledreynolds11@hotmail.com

Comments:

Comrades, avenge my loss! Unleashe your animal insticnts and wreak havoc upon the enemy! But beware the Dark Side, do not allow yourselves to be tamed.......

Type of Comment: Admiration
Subject: Good Looks
Name: georgina ross
Email: georgina.ross@bnc.ox.ac.uk

Comments:

Jo, My little soldier,am most impressed by your team's endevours. T ake care on your travels and have a fantastic time. Am sure you will, just don't doing anything I wouldn't doSee you in october..... I'm off to New Zealand on Sunday and then after hat will spend a bit of time in Ratatonga before going to France for a bit. Should be fun. lots of love Georgiexxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Type of Comment: Admiration, Envy
Subject: Good Looks
Name: L

Comments:

We've seen Westy's photo and he looks dead HUNKY ! The only thing is has he got a big Willy ? We want to see the photos. Roundhead or cavalier? If he's a roundhead he will be very welcome to join our brigade. Westy, find us at no_foreskin.net.de

Type of Comment: Admiration, Envy
Subject: Good Looks
Name: JF

Comments:

Just to prove that not only the young visit your 'Dangerous' site. It certainly passes as number one for originality and once all the stickers are used up I am sure it will be one of the most visited! Have a great holiday - you've worked hard for it.

Type of Comment: Envy, Praise
Subject: Other
Other Subject: none of the above
Name: Sammi